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Lyrics
(It's not Rooooooski! -
...it's an abstract facsmile of Rooooooski!)
Damned by a man who cannot stand up straight
I'll search in vein for the guards
Who had abandoned the gate
Should've known that no good deed
Could ever go unpunished
In the end Lorelei had decided my fate
Cursed by the purse strings attached to my home
Must wait on line for heir justice
With the greasy, black comb; he shouts
"What makes you so sure...
...that your way of life is right?"
Then suspected Lorelei's silent hand in my plight
You don’t want it?
You've got to have it and I insist that you grab it!
You don’t see it?
But have I chosen to reveal it?
This is the question you'll have to deal with!
Shin deep in purple, processed, pure grape jelly
The bureau's witch doctors demand more money
While Mr. Rooooooski charges that I'm a cheat
I won fair and square just accept your defeat!
Scorned by a wench
Who can't pronounce my last name
But shattered my faith in the law
To assign the right blame
"I'll have you know that mean-spirited remarks...
...will never feed one hungry child"
This smacks of Lorelei's crass and sinister style
You can’t feel it?
Must be too heartless to deal with
The poor, oppressed, 5th-wheel bits!
You can't grasp it?
Then you're an ignorant, Christian have-wit!
Obsessed with preparing for the casket
Knee deep in crimson, sticky, entropic, paste gold
The bureau's alchemists grow crusty and old
While Mr. Rooooooski
Is chauffered down Nicey Road
And ignores any headline underneath of the fold
Where is the buzz when you need it the most?
Drowned in black coffee, eggs, bacon, & toast
What will the bureaucrat do for Tuesday?
Something constructive, maybe scratch his toupee
Now I was bitten by the dog
Whose bite was bigger than his bark
Sentenced to civil servitude
Clearing sidewalks at dark
"You'll surely loath the black days...
...when your good fortune is repealed"
To fund some grand new monument
Down in Lorelei Park
You don't weep for it?
Must be bigoted with deep-knit,
Soul-less, bottom-feeding wits
You can't show it?
Then how can you be certain you know it?
You're surely doomed yet to blow it!
Neck high in Honolulu blue river tide
The bureau's acrobats were doomed to collide
Poor little Rooooooski took it hard when they died
New bureau despot outlawed Lorelei raves
Promoted morons and dismissed the unshaved
Soon even Rooooooski will have to learn to behave
Perhaps then I'll be moved
To re-emerge from my cave
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Produced by Ric Albano
Engineered by Ric Albano & Paul Smith
Recorded starting on November 3, 2004
at The Subterranean, Silver Spring, Pa.
Performers
Ric Albano - Keys, Bass, Percussion, Vocals
Bret Alexander - Guitars
Appears on:
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Track #4 |
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